what do you call a person who goes to the toilet in the middle of a party… Answer: a party pooper
why did the banana go to the hospital… Answer: he wasn’t peeling very well
how do you know somebody is a pirate… Answer: they just argggh
why did the boy eat his homework… Answer: his teacher said it was a piece of cake
These jokes are so good manali
They’re hard-core =]
Great blog! Here is my joke…
What did the planet say to the star?
Nice to meteor!
Person 1: I bet you I can jump higher than a house.
Person 2: No, you can’t!
Person 1: Yes I can, because houses can’t jump!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call an alligator with vest?
I threw a boomerang a few years ago
Now I live in constant fear
Mind your head!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Hear about the new restaurant called karma?
There is no menu, you get what you deserve
Did you here about the actor you fell through the floorbeds?
He was just going through a stage?
Q: What’s a wrap’s favourite thing to do? A: WRAPPING
Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the mooooooovies
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: Dino-snore
Q: What did elves learn at school? A: The elf-abet
What would you say when you just saved your friend from an evil toilet?
We wont LOOS you again!
Whats black,white and red allover?
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
What do call a reindeer with no eyes AND no legs?
IM SOOOOO HAPPY THAT MR MIRACAPILLO IS STILL OUR HEADTEACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Student:miss, miss, I need to go to the toilet.
Teacher:you can go, but you have to say your abc first.
Teacher:why did you miss out ‘p’?
Student:because its coming down my trousers already!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
One day, Sherlock Holmes and Watson are playing tennis when Watson spots a mobile phone right in the middle of the tennis court.
“Holmes, there’s a suspicious object here!” he shouts.
“What can you deduce from this phone, Watson?” asks Sherlock Holmes with a mischievous smile.
Not to be put down this time, Watson remarks matter-of-factly, “This phone has many scratches. This shows that that the owner is pretty careless.”
“The phone is not a smart phone. It has no features. This shows the owner is not tech savvy.”
“The phone has the default wallpaper setup. This shows the owner is uncreative and probably a bit dumb.”
“Ah, Watson!”, Sherlock Holmes remarks, “This time your deductions are all correct! That last deduction really struck home. Now come on, quickly pick up your phone so that we can continue our tennis match.”
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
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