What snake is good at maths?
An adder
What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
Lonely
What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
It over swept
Why did do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired!
Didn’t go to TYM cos of 11+ test. How was it? Apparently there was a seal.
When did the year 6 bloggers interview Miss Craig and Mr Booth? After school or during playtimes?
Is blogging hard? Does it take a lot of time? Do you like it?
-to year 6 bloggers.
Sorry for a ton of questions:)
My joke
what happened to the the lime when it got tired?
It ran out of juice.
What does Batman have in his drinks ?
Just-ice
My friend bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
She was very shocked when I drove pasta
Knock. Knock.
Who’s There ?
Brittany Spears.
Brittany Spears who ?
I have two jokes. My first one is:
What time do you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurting!
My second one is:
What do you call a monkey’s favourite ice cream?
Chocolate Chimp!
I really love this blog and can’t wait to see it grow
What do you call a lion and a photo copier
a copy cat!!!!
Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon???
Because she will just ‘let it go!!!’
What did the pencil say to the other pencil???
Your looking sharp!!!
when I went to a party I fell asleep. OH DEAR.
Why did the picture go to jail???
Because it was framed!!!
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant????
Swimming-trunks!!!
What happed to the dog who ate a fire-fly???
It barked with de-light!!!
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck????
Milk and quakers!!!
What did the Haribo say to the Malteaser in school?
I wish i was a Smartie!!!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer:Nacho cheese!
Explanation:Not your cheese!
Get it!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer:Nacho cheese!
(Not your cheese!)
Q1:What did the number 0 say to the number 8?
Answer:Nice belt!
Where do pencils go for vacation?
Answer:Pencil-vania!
Q1: How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer:Put a little boogie in it!
Q2: What did the number 0 say to the number 8?
Answer:Nice belt
good joke
joke – how do you get Pikchu on the bus = you pokemon
what is the most gross pokemon = pikchu
How do you organise a space party?
You planet
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put some boogie in it
What do you call BatMan once he has been run over by car?
FlatMan
what did the police say to its tummy
freeze you’re under a vest
good blog dudes do more thanks for the news
hi
why do seagulls fly around the sea?
because if they flew around the bay they would be BAGELS
why cant you play games in a jungle………………………………………………………………
BECAUSE THERES ALWAYS GOING TO BE A CHEATER.
The Westbourne Chronicle is awesome
hi
bye
WHAT SENTENCE MAKES MORE SENCE
A PENGUIN CAN FLY
OR
A PENGUIN FLYS
NON
BECAUSE A PENUIN CANT FLY
What did the police say to his belt?
Freeze!You’re under arrest!
What snake is good at maths?
An adder
What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
Lonely
What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
It over swept
Why did do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired!
My joke is:
Can you count 1 2 3?
No! You said 1 TOO 3!
good joke plz do more challenges MR DIXON
i don’t know how to spell your name sorry if wrong
what is hard to catch the faster you run?
your breath
My joke
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
Because he had no body to go with.
Great chronicle! I thoroughly enjoyed it.
This is a joke where did the cow go I don’t no to the mooooovies
i loved red nose day because we get to were RED CLOTHES YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What happened when one copy cat jumped of the boat?
The other copy cats copied him! 😉
cool people
Didn’t go to TYM cos of 11+ test. How was it? Apparently there was a seal.
When did the year 6 bloggers interview Miss Craig and Mr Booth? After school or during playtimes?
Is blogging hard? Does it take a lot of time? Do you like it?
-to year 6 bloggers.
Sorry for a ton of questions:)
lovely